In his celebrated previous book, Apocalypse 2012: An Investigation Into Civilization’s End, Lawrence E. Joseph appraised the likelihood of planet-wide catastrophe in 2012 by presenting convincing scientific evidence of looming chaos and even mass extinction. Now, inAFTERMATH: A Guide to Preparing For And Surviving Apocalypse 2012 he answers the most pressing question to arise from the investigation: What can we do to mitigate the coming cataclysm?
Here Joseph presents the latest findings about the threats to our life on earth – including an all-out collapse of power grids and satellite systems resulting from solar flares expected to climax with unprecedented ferocity in 2012. Incipient plagues, famines, droughts and runaway global warming are also assessed for their catastrophic potential.
So here is my response to that. My view on what the 2012 Apocalypse would have to say to mankind as of the 21.12.2011:
Humanely note you have approximately 1 year to exist. This is your final Christmas and will perpetually be your last New Year! No need to pack. Instructions: Shot of Vodka, Tin of Beans and a Guitar with ghastly camp songs. Finally Brace Yourselves.
P.S The Dinosaurs convey their love and are blasé with the condition you have left the planet in. A short message from Gerry the Giganotosaurus “It hurts like a bitch! Just Sayin’. OH! If you find my leg, please return it!”